Ugliest Scooter Ad Rewrites

If I was hired as the copywriter for this 1986 Honda Helix scooter ad, I would've positioned it differently. I think this is the UGLIEST SCOOTER I'VE EVER SEEN 😂 I re-made a few different versions of the original 🤪 This ugly scooter reminds me of this popular thermostat ad from Joe Sugarman. He loved how the thermostat functioned, but being an honest person he put this sentence right at the top!