
Most “before and after” ads show bodies. Function Health shows spreadsheets. This side‑by‑side poster takes a boring lab report and turns it into a clear reason to switch providers. No fancy copy, no hype, just two lists that quietly yell, “We check way more stuff.”
On the left, you see a short, almost lonely list titled “What a typical blood panel tests.” On the right, Function Health stacks a massive wall of tests under “What Function tests.” Same layout, same font, same colors. The only difference is volume. That visual contrast sells the upgraded offer without needing a single clever tagline.
Function Health proves its value by literally listing every test next to the skimpy “typical” panel so the customer can visually feel the upgrade.