
Every time humans invent a new creative tool, the same script plays: early adopters use it, traditionalists panic, and someone yells, “That’s not real.” The post you’re seeing is basically a speed‑run of 2,000+ years of that same complaint. It’s a reminder that the outrage around AI isn’t new at all—it’s just the 2025 remix of a very old song.
The post walks backward through history, showing how every now‑everyday tool got dismissed as fake: AI, GarageBand, digital cameras, CGI, Photoshop, even writing itself. Each line pairs a year with a technology and the insult it triggered: “Not real creativity, not real music, not real authorship, not real thinking.” The underlying joke is that every one of these tools is now completely normal—and often considered the professional standard.
Adobe made Photoshop the default tool for designers who were once told digital edits were 'not real design.'
Apple turned GarageBand from 'not real music' into the starter studio for charting artists and YouTubers.